Title: Too Much Rope
Based on: Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei
Type: Humor; 100 words
Warnings: Slapstick violence and cruel humor.
This is an out-take from episode 3 of the anime (written without knowledge of later episodes).
Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei © TO_DO!
"Too Much Rope" by Roger Waters.
A suicidal Itoshiki accepted Kafuka's second noose, after Chiri refused to hand over the rope she had just wound up neatly.
Chiri protested. "Itoshiki-sensei!! You must not use Kafuka's rope!!"
Itoshiki hung the noose from the ceiling. "Let me die in peace!! You can coil this rope after I've shuffled off this mortal coil!!"
"It isn't that—" Chiri said.
Itoshiki tried to hang himself— and fell flat on the floor.
"I was trying to tell you," Chiri said, "that Kafuka's rope is too long!!"
"Ah," Itoshiki said face-down into the floor. "Thank you, Miss Kitsu."
"You're welcome," Chiri said properly.